Microsoft, this is the second year that Nintendo and Sony had bitch slapped you. In fact, they didn't just bitch slapped, they curve stomped, beaten you down in the middle of the street for everyone to see, the point is: Microsoft got owned. Now, I plan on making a rant video on the
new shitty Xbox One and about Microsoft's E3 Conference. But for now, I want to talk about Sony and Nintendo's conference. Nintendo showed off a shitload of exclusives for the Wii U such as Mario Kart 8, Super Mario 3D World, and a port of Zelda: Windwaker, and tons more. They showed games that actually looked amazing. They showed the new Pokemon X and Y series for 3DS and Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze for the Wii U, Bayoneta 2 is also coming to the Wii U, which looked amazing, especially for the Wii U. There was also a game called X that looked good, they'll be launching in 2014. Super Smash Bros. will be making it's debut to the to 3DS and to the Wii U with a new challenger....Motherfucking Mega Man. No, not the shitty one we saw in the Street Fighter x Tekken game, the
real Mega Man with all the powers from the Robot masters from the original series.
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| He ain't dead yet, motherfucker! |
Sony also had a nice showing at E3, they finally showed the PS4 which unlike the Xbox One actually looks like an actual gaming console. The PS4 looks like a combination of the PS2 and the PS3. Sony showed off Infamous: Second Son, an awesome looking exclusive, but you know the best thing about the PS4 and the Wii U? They don't need an a fucking internet connection to play games, they don't make playing used games a fucking hassle, and they believe in ownership. If you want to rent, borrow, sell, or buy a used game, with the PS4 and Wii U, you can do that. And you got to like how Sony was pretty much trolling Microsoft when they revealed that the PS4 does not have to do the things that the Xbox One does in order to play a game. Sony might as well have said, "You know the retarded things the Xbox One does, well, we're not going to do that." Nintendo must've took aware of what Sony's doing and followed behind them. Sony also showed Final Fantasy 15 and get this, Kingdom Hearts 3, both I have to admit looked badass, looks like Square Enix is getting their shit together. The only problem with the PS4 is that you have to pay to play games online. So, I'd give Nintendo's conference an 8/10, Sony a fucking 250/10 for the trolling, Microsoft...doesn't even get on the fucking scale.
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| Keep Trollin', trollin', trollin' |
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