Go be Vegan Somewhere Else.

Before you read this, I don't not have anything against vegans/vegetarians. I hate everyone equally. But, I hate the radical vegan and vegetarians more than anything. Now, I don't really give a good goddamn what you eat, but obviously some veg-heads do. Has anyone ever seen or heard the phrase: Meat is murder? Have you ever been called a murderer for eating a fucking cheeseburger? Well, here's some of the typical arguments vegans make and I will take the honor to counter them. I shouldn't have to say this because it's painfully obvious, but if you are a vegan/vegetarian but you do not force your views on other people, then obviously this isn't towards you.

Meat leads to diseases such as cancer, diabetes, etc.- Yeah, and drinking too much alcohol will lead to alcohol poisoning, shooting too much heroin will lead to overdose, and eating too many sweets will lead to fucking diabetes. It's what we call balance, something you vegans fail to acknowledge. If you see a fat motherfucker walking around with a bucket of chicken, that's not a depiction of all meat eaters. It's a depiction of someone who don't know how to feed themselves.

Meat is murder- And piracy is the same as stealing, am I right? As I explained before it isn't. Look up the definition of the word murder because if you actually knew the definition you would know that in order to murder something you have to physically kill it yourself. You can't kill what's already dead, logic doesn't work like that. And if you hunt, one: how the fuck do you have internet access? And two, refer to the next argument.

Animals eat each other- Lions, cheetahs, tigers, hyenas, wolves, what do these animals have in common? They're all carnivores. What are carnivores? Carnivores are meat eaters. Here's where a double standard comes in to play, a lion can tear a gazelle apart and feast upon the flesh of the animal, an anaconda squeezes the life out of their prey and swallows it whole, but vegans don't see that as murder. Which I don't get about vegans, it's alright for an animal to hunt other animals for food, but it's a fucking sin if a human does it. I mean, you don't see vegans trying to force their views on lions. Yeah, try and stop a lion from eating a gazelle and then tell me you still have a face afterwards.

Eating meat is a personal choice- "But, ParodyGuy778, is it choice for the animals to be cooked and eaten?" whined the vegan that's reading this post. Refer to what I said about animals doing the same thing, but vegan seem to have no problems with it even though they're trying to save animals. Is it a choice for fucking rabbit to ripped apart and eaten by a fucking wolf? No. It's called the food cycle, learn it.

Humans are omnivores- If vegans stopped following everything PETA says and do some actual research, they'd know that humans are things that I hate the most omnivores, meaning we take in, or at least suppose to take in both meat and vegetables. So, you can get off your high horse with the dildo in replacement of the saddle and stop thinking that you're morally superior because you don't eat meat when it is completely natural to do so.

It's a dietary choice, not a religion- Something you vegfags need to remember. Just because you're a vegan doesn't mean I should be one too.